Penis Captivus “a rare occurrence in heterosexual intercourse when the muscles in the vagina clamp down on the penis much more firmly than usual (a form of vaginismus), making it impossible for the penis to withdraw from the vagina.” Wikipedia
The condition was once thought to be another myth, however now there are enough evidence around the world that suggest penis captivus is real. The evidence were collected from people who have been affected and survived the unfortunate incidence.
In Yorubaland, we have our own name for penis captivus, it is magun meaning ‘don’t climb.’ I am sure other folks from different tribes will have their names for it.
It is fascinating that most people in Yorubaland think magun could only be inflicted upon someone through witch doctors, the thought was that it is cast upon unfaithful woman so as to curb attitude of sleeping around. In all of the versions of this story that I have heard, it is the women cheating and usually the story will end with the men dead or publicly humiliated. According to the legend, the spell is more like an invisible voodoo placed in a doorway, and if the woman in question stepped over it, then she will be loaded with magun and if she had intercourse with any man afterwards, the man in question will crow like a cock three times and will die or had to go through rigorous ‘cleansing.’
This story is been told today as it was hundred years ago with a little more spice to make it more believable and today in Yorubaland people still belief that witch doctors could help them put magun on their cheating wives and also to hurt or humiliate men who are going round other people’s wives.
Just about four weeks ago, I was talking with my cousin who in his 50s. He was in a bad mood as a middle aged man in his church just died unexpectedly. Naturally, I was sympathetic and asked him a few questions and how the deceased guy’s family were doing. My cousin blamed it on the people being jealous of the man’s good fortune which I agreed it does happen sometimes unfortunately, was he poisoned? was he in a car accident? any marks on his body to suggest being attacked I asked, he responded no to all my questions. He said the attack was spiritual as the man in question died at home with his family by his side. I was sad for the young man and his family and was also sad because the cause of his death has been kept secret/undiscovered.
My cousin proceeded and asked if I believed magun existed, I told him I do and continued that I do believe the medical explanation of it that magun occurs when the vaginal muscles clamp on the penis than normal, perhaps due to unusual engorgement of the penis. I further explained to him that the case is reportedly very rare and in most cases the victim (male) do survive. He did not buy my explanation because it was just too western. So I said, if magun is truly a witch doctor’s job and only there to punish men and women who sleep around with other people’s partners, then he himself would have been long gone, he was upset and ended the conversation. He knew I was right. Unfortunately he didn’t wait as I wanted to ask if there was any problem with the deceased man’s genital, oh well.
I am very grateful for this liberty, information at our finger tips. We could do whatever we like with it, free our minds from the pressures of being in the ‘dark’ or chose not to know if that suits best.
Now I know, magun is no longer unique to Yoruba, it is a universal medical marvel. And because magun is usually thought to be placed on women to detect infidelity, it just further reveals how common infidelity is, that monogamy is a blessing that needs to be cherished if one finds him or herself in one.